You've seen every Brady Bunch episode at least twice.
You remember Michael Jackson when he was black.
You remember Sally Field as The Flying Nun.
You remember when VCR's cost $2000!
You remember cigarette commericals on TV.
You owned a pair of pedal pushers--or at least know what they are.
Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
Your back goes out more than you do.
You finally got your head together, now your body is falling apart.
It takes twice as long to look half as good.
Many of your co-workers were born the same year that you got your last promotion.
The clothes you've put away until they come back in style... have come back in style.
The pharmacist has become your new best friend.
You come to the conclusion that your worst enemy is gravity.
You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.