Monday, May 24, 2010

Senior Tips on Making Whoopee

1. Wear your glasses to make sure your partner is really there.

2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting. (Turn them ALL OFF!)

4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin.

5. Write partner's name on your hand in case you can't remember.

6. Use extra poly-grip so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act..

8. Make all the noise you want....the neighbors are deaf, too.

9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news!!

10. Don't even think about trying it twice.

***I love emails like this that make their way into my mailbox***


Pam Archer said...

I've done these...I think...I can't really remember, but in my fantasy world...

Eileen Williams said...

Way out whoopee for us oldies but goodies! Things have sure changed since the Summer of Love but we can still get our groove on with help from your senior tips. Thanks, Bev... now where did I put my timer?!

Mitch said...

You are just so goofy! lol